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Hungry for Horoscopes: Where the Stars and Reservations Align

Your Monthly Morsel from astrologer Lori Bell

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The Leftovers Miami
Aug 31, 2026
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What happens when Chapter Astrology teams up with the team at The Leftovers Miami? You get a cosmic guide to navigating the city's dining scene. Each week, acclaimed astrologer Lori Bell offers zodiac pairings tailored to the elements, custom readings for the New Moon, and your Monthly Morsel.

So, let’s kick things off, shall we? Here’s your celestial weather report helping you craft the perfect menu by Lori:

August threw everything on the line: the kitchen was slammed, and the burners were on high. In September, the stove settles into a simmer, but don’t expect to rush the service. Mars and Saturn clash right out of the gate on the 1st; for that one shift, pushing the pace will only get orders sent back, but the rush passes quickly.

From there, lean into what Virgo does best: deep-cleaning the walk-in and perfecting your mise en place. This is the season where making reservations early and coordinating becomes a love language, organizing your pantry is a quiet thrill, and ticking off e…

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