Are H&H Bagels and VooDoo Doughnut Worth The Hype?
Two breakfast-food-with-a-hole heavyweights opened in Miami this week
People from Portland love to tell anyone within earshot, “Well, I’m from Portland, so I KNOW great donuts. It’s in the angst.” This is because Portland is home to VooDoo Doughnut, which Portlanders use to fuel up for long days of protesting and ethical non-monogamy.
New Yorkers, on the other hand, are very humble about their bagels, and never tell us how we have no good bagels in Miami. Or how New York has magical tap water that in addition to curing cancer and balancing the federal budget, also makes perfect bagels, like the ones they have at H&H Bagels.
Through a once-in-a-lifetime hole in the breakfast food continuum, both VooDoo Doughnut and H&H Bagels opened Miami locations this week. So I set out to see if either is worth the hype. Or, more importantly, worth the lines.
Are either of these places worth the lines?
No. But a bagel would have to be covered in 24 karat gold and come with a house in Tahiti to be worth waiting in line.
Are both these places good? Yes. H&H Bagels serve wha…
